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19

Apr

I love willow. Because these quotes all apply to me.

(Source: cobie-smulders)

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

Story of my life.

18

Apr

zeramato:

Students who still have a lot ahead of them. Students like me, who still have dreams, goals, and students who still aim for achievements. But because of this tragedy, it all faded away. 

I bow and salute to the brave students who saved the lives of others and sacrificed themselves. They are heroes. They are people who deserves a lot better than awards. They deserve to be in Heaven, a place full of happiness and there will be no more sufferings. I also pray for the lives of the family and the people involved in this accident and specially the souls of these heroes.

I hope that the students who were saved by these mighty students will live their lives to the fullest, achieve their dreams and goals and love their family more. I also wish that they will live being inspired by the heroes who saved their lives. Please do so.

And for the captain, my middle finger salutes you. Live well. In guilt. Thank you.

#PrayForSouthKorea

These brave students have earned my eternal respect. If I could I would go to their families and simply say “You raised them well”

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

Why the hell should the govt. control my organs? This looks a lot like the backstory of Unwind.,..

(Source: mistress-laufeyson)

themasterslover:

death in supernatural will always be more badass than all the characters put together

In the end everyone shares the same eventual fate…death

(Source: viklings)

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

Shout out to this post because my faith has been restored in humanity

samthemoosechester:

so the other day i was eating fish sticks and two of them fused together and they looked like a cross and i showed my mom and i was like “look it’s a crucifish.” and then proceeded to shout “HAVE YOU ACCEPTED POSEIDON AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR?” “AQUA MAN IS A FALSE PROPHET!”

i have never seen someone look so disappointed in their child

My mom looks at me and my dad the same way when we get into pun mode

17

Apr

agents of sassy » coulson edition

Sass master right there

(Source: divergerrs)

15

Apr

It’s Tuesday

So my Italian teacher was trying to get our class to be more energetic and awake despite it being the second period of the day and it raining. So he goes,
“COME ON GUYS! Its Tuesday! Tuesdays are fun days right? I mean it’s not Monday anymore. Bonus, eh?
I stood up and slammed my hand down on the desk and said.
“ITS TUESDAY? I THOUGHT THIS ENDED FOR SAM LIKE THREE SEASONS AGO!”
My Italian teacher was really confused, but my fellow supernatural fans in the room started laughing. He thanked me for waking up the class ^.^

falloutboy:

playing mix 93.3 red, white and boom on 8/9 w/ new politics and more. tickets on sale 4/19 
MONUMENTOURw/ Paramore and special guests New Politics**Fall Out Boy and New Politics only
6/19 - Hartford, CT @ Xfinity Theatre (Tickets)6/21 - Wantagh, NY @ Nikon at Jones Beach Theatre (Tickets)6/22 - Mansfield, MA @ Xfinity Center (Tickets)6/24 - Saratoga Springs, NY @ Saratoga PAC (Tickets)6/25 - Toronto, ON @ Molson Canadian Amphitheatre (Tickets)6/27 - Camden, NJ @ Susquehanna Bank Center (Tickets)6/28 - Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center (Tickets)6/30 - Gilford, NH @ Bank of NH Pavilion (Tickets)7/2 - Buffalo, NY @ Darien Lake PAC (Tickets)7/3 - Burgettstown, PA @ First Niagara Pavilion (Tickets)7/5 - Milwaukee, WI @ Summerfest - (Tickets)7/6 - St. Louis, MO @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre (Tickets)7/8 - Detroit, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre (Tickets)7/9 - Indianapolis, IN @ Klipsch Music Center (Tickets)7/11 - Chicago, IL @ First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre (Tickets)7/12 - Cincinnati, OH @ Bunbury Festival (Tickets)7/13 - White Creeks, TN @ The Woods Amphitheater at Fontanel** (Tickets)7/18 - Columbia, MD @ Merriweather Post Pavilion (Tickets)7/19 - Hershey, PA @ Hersheypark Stadium (Tickets)7/22 - Raleigh, NC @ Walnut Creek Amphitheatre (Tickets)7/23 - Charlotte, NC @ PNC Music Pavilion (Tickets)7/25 - West Palm Beach, FL @ Cruzan Amphitheatre (Tickets)7/26 - Tampa, FL @ MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre (Tickets)7/27 - St. Augustine, FL @ St. Augustine Amphitheatre** (Tickets)7/29 - Virginia Beach, VA @ Farm Bureau Live at Virginia Beach (Tickets)7/30 - Atlanta, GA @ Aaron’s Amphitheatre @ Lakewood (Tickets)8/1 - Houston, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion (Tickets)8/2 - Austin, TX @ Austin360 Amphitheater (Tickets)8/4 - Corpus Christi, TX @ Concrete Street Amphitheater (Tickets)8/5 - Dallas, TX @ Gexa Energy Pavilion (Tickets)8/7 - Albuquerque, NM @ Isleta Amphitheater (Tickets)8/8 - Phoenix, AZ @ Ak-Chin Pavilion (Tickets)8/10 - Oklahoma City, OK @ Zoo Amphitheatre (Tickets)8/12 - Denver, CO @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre (Tickets)8/13 - Orem, UT @ UCCU Center (Tickets)8/15 - Las Vegas, NV @ Cosmopolitan** (Tickets)8/16 - Irvine, CA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater (Tickets)8/17 - Concord, CA @ Sleep Train Pavilion (Tickets)8/28 - St. Paul, MN @ Minnesota State Fair (w/ Paramore only)8/29 - Mt. Pleasant, MI @ Soaring Eagle Casino Resort**8/30 - Toledo, OH @ Huntington Center8/31 - Scranton, PA @ Montage Mountain Amphitheatre9/12 - Puyallup, WA @ Washington State Fair** (Tickets)

SCRANTON AND HERSHEY~

falloutboy:

playing mix 93.3 red, white and boom on 8/9 w/ new politics and more. tickets on sale 4/19 

MONUMENTOUR
w/ Paramore and special guests New Politics
**Fall Out Boy and New Politics only

6/19 - Hartford, CT @ Xfinity Theatre (Tickets)
6/21 - Wantagh, NY @ Nikon at Jones Beach Theatre (Tickets)
6/22 - Mansfield, MA @ Xfinity Center (Tickets)
6/24 - Saratoga Springs, NY @ Saratoga PAC (Tickets)
6/25 - Toronto, ON @ Molson Canadian Amphitheatre (Tickets)
6/27 - Camden, NJ @ Susquehanna Bank Center (Tickets)
6/28 - Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center (Tickets)
6/30 - Gilford, NH @ Bank of NH Pavilion (Tickets)
7/2 - Buffalo, NY @ Darien Lake PAC (Tickets)
7/3 - Burgettstown, PA @ First Niagara Pavilion (Tickets)
7/5 - Milwaukee, WI @ Summerfest - (Tickets)
7/6 - St. Louis, MO @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre (Tickets)
7/8 - Detroit, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre (Tickets)
7/9 - Indianapolis, IN @ Klipsch Music Center (Tickets)
7/11 - Chicago, IL @ First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre (Tickets)
7/12 - Cincinnati, OH @ Bunbury Festival (Tickets)
7/13 - White Creeks, TN @ The Woods Amphitheater at Fontanel** (Tickets)
7/18 - Columbia, MD @ Merriweather Post Pavilion (Tickets)
7/19 - Hershey, PA @ Hersheypark Stadium (Tickets)
7/22 - Raleigh, NC @ Walnut Creek Amphitheatre (Tickets)
7/23 - Charlotte, NC @ PNC Music Pavilion (Tickets)
7/25 - West Palm Beach, FL @ Cruzan Amphitheatre (Tickets)
7/26 - Tampa, FL @ MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre (Tickets)
7/27 - St. Augustine, FL @ St. Augustine Amphitheatre** (Tickets)
7/29 - Virginia Beach, VA @ Farm Bureau Live at Virginia Beach (Tickets)
7/30 - Atlanta, GA @ Aaron’s Amphitheatre @ Lakewood (Tickets)
8/1 - Houston, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion (Tickets)
8/2 - Austin, TX @ Austin360 Amphitheater (Tickets)
8/4 - Corpus Christi, TX @ Concrete Street Amphitheater (Tickets)
8/5 - Dallas, TX @ Gexa Energy Pavilion (Tickets)
8/7 - Albuquerque, NM @ Isleta Amphitheater (Tickets)
8/8 - Phoenix, AZ @ Ak-Chin Pavilion (Tickets)
8/10 - Oklahoma City, OK @ Zoo Amphitheatre (Tickets)
8/12 - Denver, CO @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre (Tickets)
8/13 - Orem, UT @ UCCU Center (Tickets)
8/15 - Las Vegas, NV @ Cosmopolitan** (Tickets)
8/16 - Irvine, CA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater (Tickets)
8/17 - Concord, CA @ Sleep Train Pavilion (Tickets)
8/28 - St. Paul, MN @ Minnesota State Fair (w/ Paramore only)
8/29 - Mt. Pleasant, MI @ Soaring Eagle Casino Resort**
8/30 - Toledo, OH @ Huntington Center
8/31 - Scranton, PA @ Montage Mountain Amphitheatre
9/12 - Puyallup, WA @ Washington State Fair** (Tickets)

SCRANTON AND HERSHEY~