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alchemistcroft said: Once you get this you have to say 5 things about you publicly, and then send this to 10 of your favorite followers. Make sure to let me know you received this c:

The truth about moi~
1) I don’t remember what my natural hair color is
2) I consider myself demisexual
3) I am Wiccan
4) don’t piss me off-I will end you ^.^
5) for some reason people think I’m Russian…

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

MY SISTERS BFF IN COLLEGE WAS SEXUALLY HARRASSED BY A SENOIR THERE AND SHE REPORTED IT. But guess what? THEY SAID SHE INSTIGATED IT BY WEARING A PUSH UP BRA.

(Source: spookyandreckless)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

DISNEY LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE!

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

I’ve had the same arguments….

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.


how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.


I bow down to you. All hail the might Linda carter spin master

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

image

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

image

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

I bow down to you. All hail the might Linda carter spin master

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


The little cart was going around seventeen mph. This man should be given an Olympic medal

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

The little cart was going around seventeen mph. This man should be given an Olympic medal

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

lumos5000:

lowsodiumfreaks:


heathyr:


rewrite-the-role-we-play:


endiness:


wat are these looks tho. like.
“would you please talk to your boyfriend” “you deal with him, he’s your brother”


Sam: WHY AM I ALWAYS THE MESSENGER. TALK TO YOUR OWN DAMN BOYFRIEND.


Sam: I AM NOT AN OWL.


I AM NOT AN OWL.


did the Potterheads just….

lumos5000:

lowsodiumfreaks:

heathyr:

rewrite-the-role-we-play:

endiness:

wat are these looks tho. like.

“would you please talk to your boyfriend” “you deal with him, he’s your brother”

Sam: WHY AM I ALWAYS THE MESSENGER. TALK TO YOUR OWN DAMN BOYFRIEND.

Sam: I AM NOT AN OWL.

I AM NOT AN OWL.

did the Potterheads just….

image

all-my-friends-are-cannibals:

post-apocalyptic-rebel:

five-m-i-l-l-i-o-n-strings:

daetrimental:

noooooooope:

meuliinleiijon:

kayboss:

Wow everyone look at this- this is an amazing tablet, and I wish I had seen it before I just dropped $170 on a small intuos 5This is called a Tursion  Huion tablet- looks pretty simple right- kind of like a bamboohere’s the thing. This tablet has 2024 levels of pressure- that is the equivalent  to the pressure an intuos 5 currently has (retail price: $229 for the smallest)You can get this lovely  tablet for under $50 dollars on amazonOnly thing this beautiful table it lacking is a few simple buttons, but still, I mean, its drawing area is even bigger on average then most Wacom’s small tablets- and from the reviews ive seen on it people are very impressed….so just spreading the word around that Wacom isn’t the only one that is making good tablets- the more the company is  spread perhaps they will come out with even better products that not only match up to Wacom, but are with in our price range for once!You an buy one below at the link!http://www.amazon.com/Tursion-Graphic-Drawing-Capture-Tablet/dp/B008Y431CS/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1371642706&sr=8-4&keywords=turcom

I literately just bought one of these and got it today omfg, its great you guys ok!

Reblogging for my drawing friends.

I have one of these, and I can attest to their fantasticness. much better than the old one I had.

FUCKING HELL DUDES.

OK GUYS LET ME TELL YOU A THING
THESE TABLETS ARE GOLD. SERIOUSLY. IF YOU’RE A BEGINNING ARTIST AND YOU WANT TO BUY A TABLET THIS IT THE ONE FOR YOU. IT’S PRACTIALLY INTUTIVE, YOU JUST DOWNLOAD THE SOFTWARE, PLUG IT IN, AND DRAW. LITERALLY THE ONLY PROBLEM I’VE HAD IS THAT THE CLICKY-THING ON THE PEN DOESN’T WORK FOR SOME REASON, (THERE’S NO WAY TO TURN THE PEN OFF, SO I JUST TURN THE BATTERY AROUND) BUT IT’S TOTALLY WORTH OVERLOOKING BECAUSE OF THE PRICE. THIS THING IS ONE OF THE BEST PURCHASES I’VE MADE.
(also if you’re looking for a really great free drawing program, google Krita. It’s similar to sai but free, and in my opinion better.)

resident-of-hipstopia

This is my equivalent of finding a 1967 mustang (cherry red) for free. I. Want. This

all-my-friends-are-cannibals:

post-apocalyptic-rebel:

five-m-i-l-l-i-o-n-strings:

daetrimental:

noooooooope:

meuliinleiijon:

kayboss:

Wow everyone look at this- this is an amazing tablet, and I wish I had seen it before I just dropped $170 on a small intuos 5

This is called a Tursion  Huion tablet- looks pretty simple right- kind of like a bamboo

here’s the thing. This tablet has 2024 levels of pressure- that is the equivalent  to the pressure an intuos 5 currently has (retail price: $229 for the smallest)

You can get this lovely  tablet for under $50 dollars on amazon

Only thing this beautiful table it lacking is a few simple buttons, but still, I mean, its drawing area is even bigger on average then most Wacom’s small tablets- and from the reviews ive seen on it people are very impressed….so just spreading the word around that Wacom isn’t the only one that is making good tablets- the more the company is  spread perhaps they will come out with even better products that not only match up to Wacom, but are with in our price range for once!

You an buy one below at the link!

http://www.amazon.com/Tursion-Graphic-Drawing-Capture-Tablet/dp/B008Y431CS/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1371642706&sr=8-4&keywords=turcom

I literately just bought one of these and got it today omfg, its great you guys ok!

Reblogging for my drawing friends.

I have one of these, and I can attest to their fantasticness. much better than the old one I had.

FUCKING HELL DUDES.

OK GUYS LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THESE TABLETS ARE GOLD. SERIOUSLY. IF YOU’RE A BEGINNING ARTIST AND YOU WANT TO BUY A TABLET THIS IT THE ONE FOR YOU. IT’S PRACTIALLY INTUTIVE, YOU JUST DOWNLOAD THE SOFTWARE, PLUG IT IN, AND DRAW. LITERALLY THE ONLY PROBLEM I’VE HAD IS THAT THE CLICKY-THING ON THE PEN DOESN’T WORK FOR SOME REASON, (THERE’S NO WAY TO TURN THE PEN OFF, SO I JUST TURN THE BATTERY AROUND) BUT IT’S TOTALLY WORTH OVERLOOKING BECAUSE OF THE PRICE. THIS THING IS ONE OF THE BEST PURCHASES I’VE MADE.

(also if you’re looking for a really great free drawing program, google Krita. It’s similar to sai but free, and in my opinion better.)

resident-of-hipstopia

This is my equivalent of finding a 1967 mustang (cherry red) for free.
I. Want. This

(Source: lilwoofer)

countsassmaster:

knightarcana:

superlolita:

il-tenore-regina:

shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

This is London too omg

This is probably every major city but New Yorkers are famous for the invisible sidewalk lanes.

IF YOU EVER PLAN ON VISITING NYC, PLEASE READ THIS, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

two words:

school

hallways

Three words

So

Fucking

True

miss-oscurita:

Save the Bees you guys, seriously!

If they die out, we’re doomed. Check your gardens, as sometimes they conk-out and end up lying in the grass out of energy, if you put a little bit of sugared water on a spoon and put it close to them, they’ll take it and it should give them enough energy to get them back on their feet so they can make it home to the hive, alive and well!

We’ve seen what happens when bees stop pollinating…THE BEE MOVIE PEOPLE THINK OF THE BEE MOVIE!

(Source: beesfree.biz)